Meatless Friday

This is a mini rant before I pass out.

I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. I hate when people whine during Lent about how they can't have meat on Friday. I don't have meat on any day. I'm alive and doing pretty damn good. YOU'LL LIVE. Also, I'm sorry, but "meatless" shouldn't mean throw seafood on every damn thing you eat, regardless of whether or not the flavors would be good together. Seafood pizza is an abomination. It also stinks up my car and my fridge and makes me want to vomit. Also, I've met some of the nastiest people disguised as pious little old ladies, and wherever you end up in the afterlife, I hope I'm not there.

Sincerely,

Pissy, tired Bad Catholic.