Monday, March 24, 2014

What the....

I took a sanity and sunshine day off from yoga, mostly because I wanted to finish 'Gone Girl' and listen to music. I also locked my cat in timeout in the downstairs bathroom, since he decided it was a good idea to go all demon-spawn on the dog. And when I let him out, I found a deer head hanging over the toilet. I have no idea how long it's been there. Does it make it feel better when you pee if you can look directly into the face of something you killed? Do you talk to it? 'Hey there, I ate some of you today, and ... fuck, man, you were delicious.".....?!?!?!?! I really don't know how to respond to this.

So instead, I'm going to play a fun song  and never, never go in that bathroom again.

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